The Top 5 Signs of a Desperate Al Franken


5 – His Campaign Suggests That Law Enforcement Raid A Church Alleging That They Must Have More Votes For Him Hiding In The Pews
The Franken Campaign Has Called For A “Systematic Forensic Search” Of A Church. “Conduct a systematic forensic search of the church that served as a polling place, any vehicle used to transport ballots or other elections materials, the warehouse where the ballots were stored.” (Al Franken For U.S. Senate, “Franken Campaign Demands Intensive Search For Ballots Lost In Minneapolis,” Press Release, blog.alfranken.com, 12/2/08)

4 – Demands Interrogation Of Janitors And Church Administrators
The Franken Campaign Wants To Interview Every Janitor And Administrator Of A Church That Hosted A Polling Location. “Interview every person who worked at the precinct on Election Day, every person who had a role in setting up or cleaning up at the church that served as a polling place, and every person who touched or transported the ballots either on Election Day or at any point between then and now.” (Al Franken For U.S. Senate, “Franken Campaign Demands Intensive Search For Ballots Lost In Minneapolis,” Press Release, blog.alfranken.com, 12/2/08)

3 – His Lawyer Pivots From Winning With Votes From Minnesotans To Winning With Votes From Politicians In Washington D.C.
Franken Campaign Lawyer Suggests U.S. Senate Could Decide Outcome Of Election Instead Of Minnesota Voters. “Marc Elias, the legal chief for Franken, said the campaign won’t appeal the board’s ruling but it could seek intervention of another kind once the recount wraps up. ‘Whether it is at the county level, before the Canvassing Board, before the courts or before the United States Senate, we don’t know yet. But we remain confident these votes will be counted,’ Elias said.” (Brian Bakst, “After Absentee Ballot Loss, Franken Eyes Options,” The Associated Press, 11/27/08)

2 – He Drops In On The Senate In Washington While Elected Senators Are Attending Orientation
Franken Visited Washington, D.C. Even Though He Has Never Been Declared A Winner. “Franken met with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for about 20 minutes on Wednesday morning in Reid’s office on the second floor of the Capitol building. After the meeting, he told reporters he had briefed the Majority Leader on the mechanics of the recount and said he is ‘cautiously optimistic’ he will win. … The former comedy writer said he had scheduled meetings at the DSCC, where he will meet with experts who know about setting up transition offices and organizational things along those lines.” (”With Minnesota Recount Underway, Al Franken Visits Capitol Hill,” CNN’s “Political Ticker” Blog, politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com, 11/19/08)

1 – His Recount Briefings Relocate From Minnesota To Washington, D.C.
The Franken Campaign Held A Recount Briefing Based Out Of Washington, D.C. Instead Of Minnesota. “Minnesota Democrat Al Franken’s lead attorney told reporters on Tuesday that his count shows the satirist trailing Sen. Norm Coleman (R) by just 50 votes with more than 200,000 left to be counted. Attorney Marc Elias spoke at a Washington press conference held hours after election officials found nearly 200 ballots that had not been counted on election night.” (Reid Wilson, “Franken Camp Claims Vote Margin Now At 50 As New Ballots Found,” The Hill, 12/2/08)

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I must say Franken has moxi....

Attack Mode Friday, December 5th at 4:58PM EST (link)

Or course that won’t help him win….but at least he can snuggle up with his moxi late at night to comfort him in his electoral loss….;^)

“Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper” Peter Griffin…Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

“I’ll create 5 million jobs from out of unicorn farts and pixie dust” Justatron paraphrasing Obamessiah…yes I love it that much.

 

Just go away, you big fat idiot.

Diogenes314 Friday, December 5th at 5:27PM EST (link)
I hate to break the news, Stu, but you're not good enough.
You're not smart enough.
And nobody likes you.

And BTW, you’re not funny. Tedious freaking Biotch.

Message brought to you by Diogenes
The Last American Liberal.

Let’s all compromise-everyone should just agree with me.

Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Democrat.

55555....n/t

Attack Mode Friday, December 5th at 5:29PM EST (link)

n/t

“Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper” Peter Griffin…Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

“I’ll create 5 million jobs from out of unicorn farts and pixie dust” Justatron paraphrasing Obamessiah…yes I love it that much.

 
 

Auditioning Again?

Scope Saturday, December 6th at 5:35PM EST (link)

Is this freak of nature really auditioning for his next unfunny comedy role, because he ain’t goin’ to the Senate unless he sits on the Comedy Committee.

 

Al Franken's Cabinet Appointment (Snark Alert !)

Kenny Solomon Saturday, December 6th at 6:42PM EST (link)

Since Al Franken is most likely not going to be in the Senate, Mr. Obama has a newly created Cabinet-level position for the dear lad……. Secretary of the Salacious Cowering Hypocritical Maniacal Ululating Caterwauling Kakistocracy (S.C.H.M.U.C.K.)

(Definition of Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)

By some chance Mr. Franken does make the cut, his replacement nominee at S.C.H.M.U.C.K. would most probably be either Sean Penn or Danny Glover.

Cheers !

Islamic Extremists are NOT dangerous - They are peaceful, caring and loving, which is in direct violation of the Quran.
The problem is with the pious Muslims - Those who believe and act as the Quran requires.

 

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